We have all learned to live with "voice
mail" as a necessary part of modern life. But, have you wondered, what
if God decided to install voice mail?
Imagine praying and hearing this:
Thank you for calling My Father's House.
Please select one of the following options:
- Press 1 for Requests
- Press 2 for Thanksgiving
- Press 3 for Complaints
- Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.
What if God used the familiar excuse...
"I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other saints right now.
However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order
was received, so please stay on the line."
Can you imagine getting these responses
as you call God in Prayer?
If you would like to speak to:
- Gabriel, Press 1
- Michael, Press 2
- For a directory of other angels, Press
- If you'd like to hear King David sing
a psalm while you are holding, please press 4.
- To find out if a loved one has been
assigned to Heaven, Press 5, enter his or her social security number, then
press the pound key. (If you get a negative response, try area code 666.)
- For reservations at "My Father's House,"
please enter J-O-H-N, followed by 3-1-6.
- For answers to nagging questions about
dinosaurs, the age of the earth and where Noah's Ark is, please wait until
you arrive here.
- Our computers show that you have already
prayed once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow so that others
may have a chance to get through.
- This office is closed for the weekend
to observe a religious holiday.
- Please pray again Monday after 9:30am.
If you need emergency assistance when this office is closed, contact your
Thank God (today) that He
doesn't have voice mail and He listens whenever we pray!
--thanks to ChristianWorld.com
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